Eye (Eileen)
Guess what happened in 2001? Eye got engaged! Can you believe it? It's shocking and fabulous!
Shocking because they entered engagement after a mere 10 months of bliss, and fabulous because
they are oh so happy together!
Here is a photo of the lovely new couple!
Here is the real Eye:
Oh my god I met Eye when we were 7 years old. Holy bejeesus that is 20 years ago. Ahck!
Anyway we attended elementary school together for 2 years, where Eye was the most
popular girl in the 2nd and 3rd grades. Then we were in junior high together, then we
went to different high schools and lost touch.
We ran into each other around softmore year in college, in an
accelerate calculus class. We took many smoke breaks together, during which I'd tell her what a gross habit it was
and how much she needed to quit. (2 or 3 years later I became a heavy smoker. 3 years after that I stopped. 1 year
after that I started again. And then 1 year after that I stopped for good because I had a
PE.)
Eye is now a famous and wealthy physical therapist! If she's just stop smoking she'd be perfect!
Here's my other eye:
shannon@sleckey.com
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